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Quotes About Spouse

As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.
~ Dave Barry
There are always those people who say something like: "Debriefing? I don't need no stinking debriefing!" and we believe them. But the debriefing is not necessarily for them; it is for their buddy, partner, spouse and their children.
~ Dave Grossman
You can't do better in this life than to be married to a wise and good-hearted woman.
~ James Carlos Blake
Proverbs 18:22 says, "He who finds a wife finds a good thing.
~ James MacDonald
Your highest loyalty after the Lord is to your family. Your first priority after God is your wife then your kids.
~ James MacDonald
Harriet agreed that intellectual women should marry and reproduce their kind; but she pointed out the English husband had something to say in the matter and that, very often, he did not care for an intellectual wife.
~ Dorothy L. Sayers
Do you know what I've been thinking, Tommy?" "It's impossible to say," replied her husband. "You think of so many things, and you think of them all at once.
~ Agatha Christie
Mrs. Bantry reflected a minute and then applied an urgent conjugal elbow to her sleeping spouse.
~ Agatha Christie
Oh, my God! My wife and I, boy, we got down that night. On a personal note!
~ Derek Luke
If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy.
~ Chris Daughtry
For Gore 2000, I was a formal campaign adviser: contrary to RNC mythology, my brief was not 'wardrobe,' but rather policy on women's issues, and messaging. I was also married to a Clinton speechwriter, and observed the message decision-making process from the perspective of a spouse.
~ Naomi Wolf
The first year of marriage, you definitely get to throw the wife card out whenever you're mad.
~ Jamie Lynn Spears
My wife is great. She always goes to the bank to see if the check has cleared.
~ Don Rickles
My husband's chill.
~ Ali Wong
I go with my wife Gill to the supermarket, but not often.
~ David Jason
The fastest way to have a loving, supportive, understanding spouse is to become a loving, supportive, understanding spouse.
~ Gary Chapman
My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day.
~ Gary Sinise
Mia moglie ha l'abitudine di raccontarmi i suoi sogni quando si sveglia. Io le porto il caffè e un bicchiere di succo di frutta e mi siedo accanto al letto mentre lei si sveglia e si scosta i capelli dalla faccia. Ha la solita espressione di quando ci si sveglia, ma anche lo sguardo di chi torna da qualche parte.
~ Raymond Carver
It seemed certain that Mrs Morpurgo must be kind and noble, for her husband said she was beautiful, and no beautiful woman would have married such an ugly man, had she not valued goodness above everything.
~ Rebecca West
Love's about finding the one person who makes your heart complete. Who makes you a better person than you ever dreamed you could be. Its about looking in the eyes of your wife and knowing all the way to your bones that she's simply the best person you've ever known.
~ Julia Quinn
Thanks to Lawrence Jacobs, world's most enthusiastic and supportive spouse, who read the first draft of this book and said, "I'm glad we have different last names.
~ Julie Schumacher
And, to all married men, be this a caution, Which they should duly tender as their life, Neither to doat too much, nor doubt a wife.
~ Philip Massinger
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
~ Samuel Johnson
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~ Brad Pitt