Quotes About Spouse

Maria is the best reason to come home.

Honesty has become the second best policy with your spouse…discretions apply elsewhere

I was a military spouse, and I lived on military pay. It is very difficult to do that. But we do that with honor and with gratitude for the chance to serve this country.

I hope that each one of us will be a better husband or wife, kinder to one another, more thoughtful, more restrained in criticism, and more generous with compliments.

I always try to do something for my husband that's completely selfless, and something that I hope will rock his world in some form or fashion.

A good spouse and health is a person's best wealth.

After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.

It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a divorce." I said: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds.

There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.

My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

...Mrs. Percy understood that staying beautiful all day long is the most important aspect of being married...

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

George, Lord Lyttelton had said, How much the wife is dearer than the bride.

Perhaps the knowledge that certain behaviors are in some sense hardwired in your spouse—rather than a conscious choice to stick it to you—will help dial down the frustration.

A good husband is healthy and absent.

The last time I thanked my wife, Nancy-Ann, for enduring the tribulations of being a book writer's spouse, I kept it simple, noting only that she was the best thing that had ever happened to me. She still is.

Even as you seek a virtuous, fair, and good spouse,... it is fitting that you should be the same. —Saint Bernardino of Siena

The wife must love her husband as if there were no other man in the world, in much the same way as the husband should love her as if no other woman existed.

Perhaps it was his wife who mainly made him laugh, for there are people who can make us laugh even when they don't intend to, largely because their very presence pleases us, and so it's easy enough to set us off, simply seeing them and being in their company and hearing them is all it takes, even if they're not saying anything very extraordinary or are even deliberately spouting nonsense, which we nevertheless find funny.

A complete stranger seems to be looking back at you, and in her eyes there is hatred, hostility, bitterness, or anger. When she speaks to you, it is not your spouse or partner who is speaking but the pain-body speaking through them. Whatever she is saying is the pain-body's version of reality, a reality completely distorted by fear, hostility, anger, and a desire to inflict and receive more pain.