Quotes About Spouse

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

Wedlock is a narrow business.

If the marriage were valid, she'd be your sister-in-law.

No greater evil can a man endure Than a bad wife, nor find a greater good Than one both good and wise; and each man speaks As judging by the experience of his life.

All other goods by fortune's hand are given, A wife is the peculiar gift of Heaven.

With such a worshipping wife, it was hardly possible that any natural defects in it should not be increased. The extreme sweetness of her temper must hurt his.

If you truly love someone, have the faith to 'let them go.' Encourage them to be the fullest measure of themselves, and you will be overwhelmed by the love that your spouse returns to you.

Arguing with my wife is like this: "I came! I saw! I concurred!"

I can always tell what kind of a time I'm having at a party by the look on my wife's face.

The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.

Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing.

An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband.

It's true what they say - all the good men are married. But it's marriage that makes them good.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.

The byproduct of the lifestyle is polluted rivers, greenhouse effect, spouse abuse, televangelists, and serial killers.

He said that it always struck him with surprise that while men in buying an earthen or glass vase would sound it first to learn if it were good, yet in choosing a wife they were content with only looking at her.

I married the reigning mustache champion.

Ich möchte ihn im Joch der Ehe sehen, allein schon, um ihn aus dem Bett meiner eigenen Frau fernzuhalten.

Some lesser husbands built a latrine on the hillside.

Sydney-based software firm Atlassian sends each new employee, whatever his or her position, to a resort spa the weekend before the start date as a way to celebrate the new job. The spouse or a guest gets to go along — making both new employees and their spouses raving Atlassian fans.

I love the institution of marriage, and I love my marriage.

There are few wives so perfect as not to give their husbands at least once a day good reason to repent of ever having married, or at least of envying those who are unmarried.

He longed sometimes with an almost physical ache just to say 'My Husband' and have it be true.