Quotes About Spouse

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

Don't cohabitate. Don't fornicate. Don't look at pornography. Don't create a standard of beauty. Have your spouse be your standard of beauty. This is one of the great devastating effects of pornography: you lust after people and compare your spouse to them. It's impossible to be satisfied in your marriage if you don't have a standard that is biblical; that standard is always your spouse.

Marriage includes a spouse, and often children. But the goal, center, and purpose of marriage is not self, spouse, or children. The ultimate goal of marriage and family is the glory of God. Only when marriage and family exist for God's glory - and not to serve as replacement idols - are we able to truly love and be loved. Remember, neither your child nor your husband (or wife) should be who you worship, but instead who you worship with.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

I have trouble saying hu ... hu ... husband.

My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny.

Thou mayest choose an helpmeet, " said the King to me.An helpmeet? What the great googly-moogly was that?

I dreamed of being very attracted to my future husband, and I'm extremely attracted to him. I dreamed of having lots of fun together and being able to be goofy and be accepted, that's all there.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier - and also a good deal more foolish.

What I love about my wife is that she's a really strong-minded, stubborn, fiery woman. I find that sexier than anything else.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

Avoid wine and women -- choose a freckly-faced girl for a wife; they are invariably more amiable.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!

Conscience- protects the privileges of intimacy, makes ,friends keep their promises, prevents the angered spouse from striking back.

Now, you can stand it when your body emits a stench before you realize it, or when it festers and becomes pussy and completely pollutes your skin. You make allowances for all this. In fact, this only increases your concern and love for your body; you wait on it and wash it, and you endure and help in every way you can. Why not do the same with the spouse whom God has given you, who is an even greater treasure and whom you have even more reason to love?

You must pray diligently and strive to resist the desires of your sinful nature. Ask God to give you a Rebekah or Isaac instead of a Delilah or Samson—or someone even worse. Finding a devoted, loyal wife or husband isn't a matter of good luck. It's not the result of good judgment, as unbelievers think. Rather, a devout spouse is a gift from God.

The ultimate blessing that God can confer on a man is the possession of a good and pious wife.