Quotes About Observation

I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary.

I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

Crested Butte is for spectators; Chamonix is for participants.

The job of the poet is to render the world-to see it and report it without loss, without perversion. No poet ever talks about feelings. Only sentimental people do.

I was just getting acquainted with the wood. I wanted to see if it was maple or pine.

When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.

Edmonton is not the end of the world but you can certainly see it from there.

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.

On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.

As you can see, visually, with your eyes.

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny.

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth.