Quotes About Observation

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, its one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!

I have seen too much not to know that the impression of a woman may be more valuable than the conclusion of an analytical reasoner.

The woman that tries t' keep up with the' procession don't see near as much as her husband who stands on the' curb.

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.

Prince, a precept I'd leave for you, Coined in Eden, existing yet: Skirt the parlor, and shun the zoo, Women and elephants never forget.

The traveller's-eye view of men and women is not satisfying. A man might spend his life in trains and restaurants and know nothing of humanity at the end. To know, one must be an actor as well as a spectator.

Women and birds are able to see without turning their heads, and that is indeed a necessary provision for they are both surrounded by enemies.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Among men the barber is cunning; among birds the crow; among beasts the jackal; and among women, the malin (flower girl).

What is it that escapes the observation of poets? What is that act women are incapable of doing? What will drunken people not prate? What will not a crow eat?

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

We know our friends by their defects rather than their merits.

Don't ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness.

I've been in enough movies to know that when you're on the set and you start shooting, you're looking at playback and you get a sense of what it's going to be like.

Mindfulness meditation teaches you to recognise memories and damaging thoughts as they arise. It reminds you that they are memories. They are like propaganda, they are not real. They are not you. You can learn to observe negative thoughts as they arise, let them stay a while and then simply watch them evaporate before your eyes. And when this occurs, an extraordinary thing can happen: a profound sense of happiness and peace fills the void.