Quotes About Observation

Humor is, by its nature, more truthful than factual.

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.

She gave me another of those long keen looks, and I could see that she was again asking herself if her favourite nephew wasn't steeped to the tonsils in the juice of the grape.

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

The Art of Conversation could not die in Australia; it never lived. Television did not kill it; there was nothing there to kill.

Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor.

I believe my friends think I'm funny. All the books are full of humor. Maybe it is a quiet sort of humor that masquerades as not-much-at-all. It is certainly easy to miss.

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.

The humorist has a good eye for the humbug; he does not always recognize the saint.

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.

From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

He's got a great sense of humor for a guy who never says anything.

I heard a guy tell me he liked cherries. I waited to hear if he was going to say "tomatoes", then I realized he like cherries just. That joke is ridiculous.

I'll watch a Keanu Reeves movie and I'll go, 'Wow, he's really not a very good actor!'

I find Donald Trump to be very kind and generous. I find him to have a great sense of humor.

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.

So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"

I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.

Atty's eyes rested on Darby with all the subtlety of a dog watching his food bowl being filled!

They watched the rain and downed their Cokes like a pair of diabetics in a suicide pact.