Quotes About Annoyance

New Rule: The sad mime at every protest has to give it a rest. One sign you're a major annoyance: when you haven't said anything and I still want to tell you to shut the fuck up.

Every day of my life I have to add another name to the list of people who p*ss me off Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

Things I will never like: 1. Drying off with a cold, damp towel. 2. The feeling of seaweed wrapping around my legs. 3. Anything that was popular in the 70's. 4. Licorice, yam, or raisins. 5. That high-pitched screech that babies make. 6. Writhing maggots.

It was annoying how her voice, though never loud, pursued him. No matter how vociferous were other voices, all about, he seemed unable to prevent himself from constantly recognizing hers.

David often lectured Tom upon the responsibilities of parenthood which annoyed Tom who considered himself to be a quite exemplary fairy parent. He provided generously for his children and grandchildren and only in exceptional circumstances had any of them put to death.

the gnats biting itches into the bone

the flap on his shirt pocket. Grumbling

She got to her feet and tucked her fingers into her armpits to warm them, glaring at Briar and Parahan as she walked over to the mules. It wasn't fair that men didn't have to twist themselves into knots to pee!

Some day they'd invent call discarding. Like call forwarding, only it would hang up preemptively on telemarketers.

Urgh. How frustrating. I don't even have time to gloat.

I knew Quintessentially was a success when my father, who does a lot of business in Beirut, introduced himself to somebody and they said, 'Oh, do you know Ben Elliot? I'd really like to meet him.' I remember him ringing me up, really annoyed.

I used to irritate people. I'd give them a hard time, and when it drove them crazy, that was funny to me.

There will always be people who irritate you, inside and outside of any fanbase. That's not a fault of the fanbase, it's a fault of people, and we're all guilty.

How irritating it must be for people, to be bombarded with me!

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

I hate that song 'Mr. Bojangles.' It drives me up the wall, since it's not about him at all. He was never a bum in jail.

What is the usual healing time for; . . . . . . . 'A fly in the ointment'?

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Stupid water, ruining my enjoyment of swimming.

If there was one thing in particular that he had learned by growing up in his father's house it was this: how to annoy people.

A bore is someone who takes away my solitude and doesn't give me companionship in return

Because I travel so much, my biggest pet peeve is dealing with travelers - the travelers who can't figure things out. My pet peeve is people who just have no idea how to travel.

Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button.