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Quotes About Annoyance

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.
~ Frankie Boyle
For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.
~ Jerry Coleman
From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
~ Jerry Coleman
At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.
~ Kristen Schaal
TELEPHONE n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
~ Ambrose Bierce
I don't like that guy. He calls the cops for everything.
~ J?ji Tsubota
The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.
~ Lance Manion
Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do to you.
~ John Scalzi
People tend to annoy me as long as they're talking, and sometimes when they're not.
~ Jana Deleon
And that pissed me all the way off.
~ Jana Deleon
I prefer for a boil to be out in the open where I can see it. When it's hiding down in a butt crack, it can be a real pain in the…you know.
~ Jana Deleon
la felicidad de los demás fastidia
~ Javier Cercas
There are many people who are always waiting for the next thing to react against, to feel annoyed or disturbed about—and it never takes long before they find it. "This is an outrage," they say. "How dare you…." "I resent this." They are addicted to upset and anger as others are to a drug. Through reacting against this or that they assert and strengthen their feeling of self.
~ Eckhart Tolle
But stinging nettles: They just love existing, don't they? They're bastards. Stinging nettles are the Nazis of the weed world.
~ Eddie Izzard
Yet let me flap this bug with gilded wings,This painted child of dirt, that stinks and stings;Whose buzz the witty and the fair annoys,Yet wit ne'er tastes, and beauty ne'er enjoys.
~ Alexander Pope
Man is truly human only when he transcends himself. He becomes small when he is content with things and values from his own life sphere. For this reason, he feels a sense of annoyance when fulfillment does not happen, since he still has the vague sense that values once dwelt among mankind. But then confusion entered in, and reality slipped from our fingers. Individuals, like mankind in general, keep falling into mental weariness—what is more, into the diabolical.
~ Alfred Delp
The fact that I've lived this long is not really an achievement. Time passes; we age... it's natural. This is why it annoys me when a person watches a movie and tells me that it was 'time pass.' Would time not have passed if he hadn't watched the film?
~ Kamal Haasan
Something that really irritates me is when I come to a four-way stop, and I clearly have the right of way, and the other person who doesn't have the right of way waves for me to go. I'm like, 'Yeah, I know I can go.'
~ Jessica Long
When a PR person asks why is it a big deal that they got your name wrong or sent you a pitch on something you would never cover, it's because when you get hundreds of those a day, it's incredibly annoying. It's basically like having telemarketers call you all day long for something you never want to buy.
~ Sarah Lacy
I hate stuff in my pockets, can't stand it. I'll carry stuff in my hands rather than put it in my pockets.
~ Grant Achatz
I came to Turin above all for my family, because at Manchester, they had inserted a clause in our agreement which changed the situation considerably. It really annoyed me.
~ Patrice Evra
I am a comedian: that means I laugh at things other people don't laugh at and also annoys my wife sometimes.
~ W. Kamau Bell
I've been around comedians that try their bits around you. I hate that.
~ Jim Breuer