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Quotes About Perception

You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
~ Mark Twain
If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.
~ Mark Twain
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
~ Mark Twain
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
~ Mark Twain
You perceive I generalize with intrepidity from single instances. It is the tourist's custom.
~ Mark Twain
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years.
~ Mark Twain
Ignorance, intolerance, egotism, self-assertion, opaque perception, dense and pitiful chuckle headedness - and an almost pathetic unconsciousness of it all, that is what I was at nineteen and twenty.
~ Mark Twain
When one's character begins to fall under suspicion and disfavor, how swift, then, is the work of disintegration and destruction.
~ Mark Twain
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
~ Mark Twain
His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere
~ Mark Twain
The poetry is all in the anticipation, for there is none in reality
~ Mark Twain
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
~ Mark Twain
He saw nearly all things as through a glass eye, darkly.
~ Mark Twain
Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
~ Mark Twain
You don't know about me, without you have read a book by the name of "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer," but that ain't no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. That is nothing. I never seen anybody but lied, one time or another.
~ Mark Twain
They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy; foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.
~ Mark Twain
Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
~ Mark Twain
"Classic." A book which people praise and don't read.
~ Mark Twain
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.
~ Mark Twain
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
~ Mark Twain
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
~ Mark Twain
When a person has a poor ear for music he will flat and sharp right along without knowing it. He keeps near the tune, but it is not the tune. When a person has a poor ear for words, the result is a literary flatting and sharping; you perceive what he is intending to say, but you also perceive that he doesn't say it. This is Cooper.
~ Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
~ Mark Twain
I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better'n any other frog.
~ Mark Twain