Quotes About Perception

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God.

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up.

I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.

When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.

Nearly all our originality comes from the stamp that time impresses upon our sensibility.

It seemed funny that the sunset she saw from her patio and the one I saw from the back steps was the same one. Maybe the two worlds we lived in weren't so different. We saw the same sunset.

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

If only faces could talk.

Frailty, thy name is woman!

The British suffer from a most unfortunate superiority complex - unjustified even under Victoria and most certainly hopelessly out-of-date today.

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling

Edmonton is not the end of the world but you can certainly see it from there.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

I'm not at all funny. I can do dark comedy pretty well, but straight-up comedy, I don't know. I'm much darker. I've been like that since I was 3 years old

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

Things looked funny because my pictures depend on an emotional state... I know this is true and I thought about this for a long time. Somehow it made me feel very, very good.

I apologized to her once for spending less time with her, but she blew it off. "You're in love. That makes you actually kind of boring to people who aren't in love. You know, the sane ones.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.