Quotes About Perception

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'

Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?

Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognise you.

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.

When I was a kid, my goodness, corporate America was a bunch of stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be serious, and now it's stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be funny.

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.

It is easy to be beautiful; it is difficult to appear so.

You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can't tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

I'm pretty private about my neuroses. You're not neurotic if you talk to yourself - everyone does - you're only neurotic if you hear an answer.

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.

When people say "clean as a whistle", they forget that a whistle is full of spit.

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.

I think I'm the most underrated superstar that's out there, but that doesn't matter to me.

Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing?

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use of any other drug with special horror.

It's funny, I listen to friends who talk about back when they were 14, eight, 16, whatever, as if it was yesterday. Me, I've no idea what I did. It's all a blur, I'm afraid.

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.