Quotes About Perception

It's funny - people think analysis or psychiatry is mad, and THEY go to CHURCH.

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

That's the funniest thing about portraying certain things on screen, sitting next to your parents and they get to see this glimpse of me kissing another guy.

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.

It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore.

[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.

Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.

Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.

On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.

When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it

There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.

It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out.

As you can see, visually, with your eyes.