Quotes About Perception

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!

I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin

In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.

It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.

Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical.

To me, comedies are usually the least funny movies. Movies that are actually a comedy are usually not all that funny. To me Goodfellas and Raging Bull are two of the funniest movies I ever saw.

You'll never call him Fifi again.

I try to think of something catchy to say, but there's nothing but irritation that something that was funny yo an eleven-year-old boy is still funny to a seventeen-year-old one.

Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart

David Sedaris wrote in one of his books that people like to make children into little grown-ups, which to him is about as funny as a dog in sunglasses.

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.

People who laugh so heartily at what they themselves have said, when it is not funny, dispense us accordingly, by taking upon themselves the responsibility for the mirth, from joining in it.

A lot of the stuff Kafka said he thought was hilariously funny.

... it is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny.

My way of looking at the world is that if it is true, it is funny and it is dark. No matter how dark it is, I just think it is funny. I can't help it.

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.

There are people who know Hillary Clinton who tell wonderful stories about her, how likable she is, how funny she is; 99 percent of American people don't - have never seen that side of her.

I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

I always feel bad laughing at people who act crazy. But sometimes the things they do are so damned funny. I wonder what I'd look like if I slipped a few notches on the mental-health index.

It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.