Quotes About Incongruity

like sticking a red nose on a cadaver and calling it Ronald McDonald.

Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is....(seriously thinking about it)....%#@&!

You can't really be passionately moderate. It's like wearing an 'Extra Medium' - it doesn't exist.

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

Ucapan tiada pada tempatnya bukan lahir di rumah ini, Yang Suci, hanya terbawa entah dari mana.

Black souls wear white shirts.

That's some catch, that Catch-22, he observed. It's the best there is, Doc Daneeka agreed.

Milo's mustache was unfortunate because the separated halves never matched.

And if that wasn't funny, there were lots of things that weren't even funnier.

We were incompatible in a lot of ways. Like for example, I was a night person, and he didn't like me.

it was, in fact, possible to accidentally accelerate in reverse.

even compelling causal statistics will not change long-held beliefs or beliefs rooted in personal experience. On the other hand, surprising individual cases have a powerful impact and are a more effective tool for teaching psychology because the incongruity must be resolved and embedded in a causal story.

There was a terribly ghastly silence. There was a terribly ghastly noise. There was a terribly ghastly silence.

I don't believe there's a horse in your bathroom.

A bit like a preying mantis that doesn't prey—a non-preying mantis if you like.

He should have known it was all wrong the moment they started hanging grand pianos over the sea-monster pool in the atrium.

There was a terrible ghastly silence. There was a terrible ghastly noise. There was a terrible ghastly silence. The

What's a whelk got to do with a supernova?' said Arthur. 'It doesn't,' said Ford levelly

Jesus, Neal, watching you eat with a spork is like seeing Helen Keller at a ladies' afternoon tea.

If he is comic, it is only because of the incongruity of so demure a look and so wild a heart.

Like flies in custard." "Worms in ice cream," said Donna. "Maggot jelly," said Eugene.

Christmas in Southern California was as much an oxymoron as jumbo shrimp.

Okay, first of all, how hot can a billy goat with a blowtorch really get? And why does he have a blowtorch in the first place?

Each cartoon needs the right amount of wrong.