Quotes About Incongruity

Never go shopping for kiwis in a shoe store.

HUMOR, LIKE METAPHOR, is simply two things placed side by side that don't belong together.

Look over there," I said. "Two women fucking a polar bear." "Please," he said. "Don't tell me those things. Not now.

Had he expected me to hump her leg?

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'

he felt as if he were trying to move a glacier with a frozen chicken.

Como nos enseña Freud, la mujer desea lo contrario de lo que piensa o declara

Warring for peace is like screwing for virginity!!

What is ridiculous about human beings, Doctor,' the prince said, 'is actually their total incapacity to be ridiculous

Our moods meet in the wrong places.

You have made me more frustrated than a zombie at a salad bar. Fix it!

We sing about the North, but live as far south as possible.

A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of everything.

George III ought never to have occurred. One can only wonder At so grotesque a blunder.

You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?

I even found it difficult to watch myself playing on TV because I couldn't identify with the person on the screen. I couldn't get to grips with it. It was as if it was all happening to someone else.

Dear Brigan, she thought to herself. People want incongruous, impossible things. Horses do, too.

Sometimes I think I've figured out some order in the universe, but then I find myself in Florida, swamped by incongruity and paradox, and I have to start all over again.

Soft, pretty things don't belong in a dead zone.

No, it's a Bb. It looks wrong and it sounds wrong, but it's right.

My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog.

How can you love art, beauty, poetry, and hate life? That's like saying you love the ocean but hate water.

Information is that which defies expectation.