Quotes About Celebration

It was a weird mix of emotions. One day, your best friend could be killed. The day before, you could be celebrating him getting a brand-new bike.

A real friend ... exults in his friendÂ's happiness, rejoices in all his joys, and is ready to afford him the best advice.

You make me proud to spell my name woman... you make me proud to be your friend.

I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.

I was 21 and I got to film with my best friend.

My friends should drink a dozen of Claret on my Tomb.

The company makes the feast.

Should auld acquaintances be forgot And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot And days o'auld lang syne?

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to min?

The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you.

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

You know you're living right when you wake up, brush your hair - and confetti falls out!

When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

Congratulations to Charlie Sheen, who's marrying his longtime girlfriend. I have to say...Charlie Sheen has a longtime girlfriend?