Quotes About Asshole

I think there's a real hunger for people speaking truth to power. Like, there's a little minority now that's saying you sounded like an asshole and a whiner. But that's just the player-hating fringe. I wouldn't worry about it.

But I do not do these things because we are a family. I do them because they are common decencies. That is an idiom that the hero taught me. I do them because I am not a big fucking asshole.

You're a jerk,' repeated the alien, 'a complete asshole.

It was something about all the stupid stuff Torian wouldn't have to do anymore—like put up with asshole tourists who peed on your house at Mardi Gras.

The spiral stairs looked like a robot's asshole.

Well, it's not like the good guys are lining up to date a cop, and I'm certainly not attracted to the type of useless asshole who'd want to marry a female police officer.

You were wrong," she told Paul, because he had been a pedantic asshole who thought he was right about everything. "You said I would be dead in a gutter by now. You said I was worthless. You said that no one would believe me because I didn't matter.

There are just as many bitches out there as bastards. Equal opportunity asshole-ism.

I knew even before we got it rolling that this here was the type asshole that subscribed to magazines like the Nation and Atlantic and probably even read them, and that I didn't stand a snowball's chance against him in an argument; but I was too oiled too keep my mouth shut.

What it was was an irresponsible act by an asshole with a gun. And it wasn't the fault of the gun; someone has to be behind the trigger.

You know, if I look at the wound on an angle, it reminds me of a stripper I know." I amended my "complete asshole" assessment to include the words "from hell." "So this is where we part ways, slowly drift apart, and eventually fail to keep in touch altogether, right?" I asked.

What's a shvitz?" he yells. "Really? You're driving up Hell's asshole with these Grease rejects and that's the first thing that falls out of your skull?

You make me crazy with your godamn rules," said Darren. "Sometimes, I swear I could kill you." Bridget retrieved her drink and snuggled next to him on the couch. "Back at you, asshole." They clinked glasses. Naked; glowing and sweating, they drank.     *

Anyone who volunteers themselves as an authority on the subject of the Internet is an asshole. Don't listen to a word they say.

An arrogant, duty-bound asshole who tries to be honorable and would die to protect the girl he loves.

Check your privilege, Hitler! I'm a nut job, not an asshole.

Standing behind the desk,checking out an appointment book,is Mr.Asshole himself,Vincent.

Let me tell you about Tidy. She's smug, self-important, and frankly, just an asshole.

After his assignment to Spain, Pétain had been nicknamed 'the conquistador.' Now there were snide references to 'le con qui se dort' (the asshole who sleeps).

You're an asshole, Conrad. You just want everyone to be as miserable as you are.

If clients treat you like dirt, fire them if possible. If you can't, charge asshole taxes, give employees who work with them combat pay, and limit everyone's exposure to these creeps.

Can you start with a small commitment rather than a big one? A small project for a client or perhaps an internship or trial period? That way, you can learn if there is an asshole problem before you sign up for the long term.

SAS was MP code for "stupid asshole sometimes

Growled. Like a pissed-off wolf. No, like a whiny dog, I told myself firmly. One of those little yappy ones. Wolves kicked ass and Hunter didn't. He was a giant, fake asshole.