Quotes About Money

I Wanna Be Rich Enough to Realize That I Can't Buy Happiness.

Happiness is a necessity. It's not a thing money can buy but a feeling that comes from within.

Happiness is not in the amount of money we make ……it is in the good things we do to better mankind.

Saddam Hussein has raised the amount going to suicide bombers from $10 thousand dollars to $25 thousand. What's next, a health care plan?

Health without money is halfe an ague.

Good health makes a lot of sense, but it does not make a lot of dollars.

Actually, if you take the average American, and studies have shown that, he is really concerned only with private affairs; that is to say, with his health, his money and family affairs.

If our financial industry regarded security the way the health-care sector does, I would stuff my cash in a mattress under my bed.

I don't see anything immoral, unethical or illegal for a person in a democratic society to be able to spend their own money on the health care of themself or a loved one.

Health care amounts to l4% of our GNP-a lot of money. It is the size of the Italian economy. And the president turned it over to his wife.

Million bucks won't see you through a major health crisis.

It's a lot of money, but in reality what's important is the kids health. I suppose the day could come where we could walk away from it and figure out a new way for (that) funding.

I think that, for me, my favorite thing to do is perform standup onstage. Everything else I do is for the exposure to do more stand-up onstage, and for the money, and for the health insurance.

I read a lot, and I think it's important to stay current on the new health kicks. Some are out there just to make money, but some are really worth investigating and incorporating into our diets.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

Just like you can buy grades of silk, you can buy grades of justice.

Hillary has already gotten a record $8 million advance from Simon & Schuster for the book -- reportedly the most anyone has ever received for rewriting history.

I joined Count Basie's band to make a little money and to see the world. For two years I didn't see anything but the inside of a Blue Goose bus, and I never got to send home a quarter.

When bills come due, only cash is legal tender. Don't leave home without it.

If I get home, I'll be so stinking rich, I'll be able to pay someone to do my hearing.

Statistically, it would be insanity to go into the theatre for money. According to the statistics, you should just stay home. The odds are just incredible.

Nothing is quite honest that is not commercial, but not everything commercial is honest.

I'll even pay sometimes for a woman that's ugly.