Quotes About Money

Making money doesn't oblige people to forfeit their honor or their conscience.

Money lost, something lost. Honor lost, much lost. Courage lost, everything lost-better you were never born

Without money honor is merely a disease.

Inside the boundaries of the old paradigm there's no hope, there's no way out of the box of capitalism, monogamy, consumer fetishism, egoism, money worship, no way out. No way. No way out!

I hope Stoke stay up this season, and stay up for long enough so that they can get enough money and buy some footballers.

To me, money is the ability to create lifelong experiences for my family and myself, to educate my children and a way to give back to humanity.

I hate to say it, but because of humanity's capitalistic nature, money is important.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

In my opinion MS is a lot better at making money than it is at making good operating systems.

Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.

I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.

I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50.

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.

You bruised my ego, you see, and there's just not enough money in the world to soothe my ego when it gets bruised

Take some advice from an old farmer. You're in business now. Take the money. You'd be amazed at how many don't want to pay.