Quotes About Inebriation

They got stoneder and stoneder and quit talking.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

After one brandy, I'm already slurring. I'm quite a lightweight.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

let's get stinko.

She stared at them with the worried frown of a drunk trying to work out why the door is dancing.

Ford had another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the drink which has been described as the alcoholic equivalent of a mugging – expensive and bad for the head.

What's so unpleasant about being drunk?' 'You ask a glass of water.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

I smelled of gin. Not just casually, as if I had taken four or five drinks of a winter morning to get out of bed on, but as if the Pacific Ocean was pure gin and I had nosedived off the boat deck. The gin was in my hair and eyebrows, on my chin and under my chin. It was on my shirt. I smelled like dead toads.

Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.

Wine turns the wise man into a fool and the fool into a wise man.

A man does not exist until he is drunk.

There is in all men a demand for the superlative, so much so that the poor devil that has no other way of reaching it attains it by getting drunk.

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter.

Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.

Gin and catatonic?

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

Festive alcohol sometimes leads to an excess of honesty.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk.

He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated.

Like most bad ideas, it started with alcohol.