Quotes About Mischief

I would say the best trick I've pulled was putting salt instead of sugar in Phil Neville's tea.

I thought I was funny as a kid. I used to play tricks on my brothers - I'd tie a two-shilling piece to a bit of cotton, then pull it away as they went to grab it.

Making my class laugh and getting in trouble. I was the class clown.

It's amazing how much trouble you can get in when you don't have anything else to do.

When I get into trouble at school I'd like to take an invisibility cloak, drape it over me and sneak out the door. Or I'd like to have a 3 headed-dog because then no one would argue with me.

Trolling taps into people's desire to poke fun, make trouble and cause annoyance.

I grew up in a little town called Uckfield, and there's not much to do - so we used to fight a lot. I was never in serious trouble, but we used to have the local bobby round the house saying, 'Rory's been up to this again.'

When I get bored, I get into trouble.

I'm just a troublemaker.

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.

It's totally fun to play troublemakers - totally.

Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants?

they make me think of that boy, the way he always got into things he shouldn't have. Wits enough to be curious, not smart enough to be cautious.

One day when I was little, and my parents were having a party, I went around to all the adults and said, "Drink this, it'll make you taller, it's magic." And they all drank it and said, "How cute. How weird." And then I snuck off into the room where they kept all the coats and hemmed everyone's sleeves an inch shorter.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.

I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

I just lost a buttonhole.

vandal, Mole

It was pretty much the male code not to let your friends have too much fun if there was any chance you could throw a wrench in their good times.

Balancing a nominal budget will solve nothing, and attempting to achieve such a spurious balance will produce much mischief.

What are you bitches plotting?

De school. De hele school. Wij gaan weg en we vullen de hele school met mals.' Ik staarde haar aan. 'En dan? Schoppen we het hele zwikkie de leegte in of zo?' 'Ja!' zei Liu.

He didn't know who he was messing with, did he, Papa? asked Grant, giving his karate pose. Papa laughed. No, Grant, he didn't. He finally picked on a family he couldn't outsmart. I guess he'll go to jail now. With moose hair up his nose! said Alex and they all laughed.