Quotes About Mischief

Agnes shook a finger at her. "Stop your caterwauling. I didn't poison you. I just used five bars of Ex-Lax in a pan of fudge. And I mixed Miralax with the milk so I wouldn't have to put in that pinch of salt. It was guaranteed to start working in one hour or less. Didn't miss it by much, did it? If you die tomorrow morning, we can bury you in a shoebox, Violet Prescott, because you won't be full of shit no more.

I'd always been leery of Eric, but I'd appreciated his mischief, his single-mindedness, and his flair. If you could a vampire had jois de vivre, Eric had it in spades. -Sookie

I like a drink and enjoy being Jack the Lad. I've had a few scraps and spent a night in a cell.

When there's not girls around you have no choice but to mess around with your guy friends, as guys do, so we got into making each other laugh and get each other in trouble and stuff like that at an early age.

I'm always up to no good, messing about.

In questions of power, let no more be heard of confidence in man, but bind him down from mischief by the chains of the constitution.

Not that the crew of the Toiletship itself were above a practical joke now and then.

What kind of incompetence is this, leaving dangerous fiends like us alone to commit mischief?

Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it's wrong, and a bad monkey.

God help anyone who messes with the Virals!

I felt like I was ten again and had been caught using my uncle's Cuban cigars as miniature canoes in the toilet.

Here's what Mike knew about kids: They did stupid stuff. Pretty much all of them.

Back when he was a kid, about eleven years old, he used to go looking for cars that had "No Radio in Car" signs on them. He'd take a removable radio, of a type that was very popular at the time, and throw it as hard as he could at the car window with a note wrapped around it that read, now you have one.

Rudimac always peed in our shoes.

When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on halloween.

Then ne turns around, an impish grin on his face. "Warn me if you see police. This isn't quite legal.

Which leads me to ask...what exactly are you going to do when we get there?" I thought about it. "Rip Josh's nuggets off and feed them to his hamster?

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Cuddles gave him her "kicking" eye. If she wasn't tied at the nose of the boat, she would've wandered over toward the cabin and stomped on his injured foot a few times for funsies.

My life was a circus. A circus full of thieves, and stupid shapeshifters, and small children executing evasive maneuvers.

How is Baby B doing?" He grinned. "A wolf boy tried to steal her toy at the picnic last week. She chased him down, took the toy away, and beat him bloody with it." "You must be so proud." "Oh, I am.

Does Strawberry Shortcake know you stole her horse? She will be berry, berry angry with you." I

white magic is black magic. a less than perfect meddling in the spiritual world can breed monsters for other people, and demons used for good can hang around and make mischief afterwards.