Quotes About Mischief

I was a wild, mischievous kid, and I had tremendous imagination. Any experience I had, I'd try to reenact it.

My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially devilish.

locking the little scamp in the basement.

We only break the law to help people. Well, and maybe to have some fun.

You might not be the devil, but you can certainly raise hell.

All of a sudden there was a scampering sound. A small furry hand grabbed my food. The hand had fingernails just like mine, and they were just as dirty. The monkey-thief was fast. He didn't even look back as he shot back up the tree to enjoy my lunch. Another rhesus monkey reached into my day-sack, and cantered away awkwardly with a bigger prize.

Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that's some kind of record.

Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.

You asked that kid to follow me around the mall and throw soda on me?

An elderly man called Keith Mislaid his set of false teeth— They'd been laid on a chair, He'd forgot they were there, Sat down, and was bitten beneath. Irish limerick

We used to terrorize our babysitters when I was little, except for my grandfather because he used to read to us from his will.

some twenty boys sat behind wilfully collapsible desks, occupying their brief intermission in various more or less destructive and useless ways.

And William laughed with his special blend of mischief, compounded of humor, spite, and sadness in a ratio even he wasn't sure of but that he mixed by feel.

Fire is the most powerful agent of life and death: the rapid mischief may be kindled and propagated by the industry or negligence of mankind;

Nice," I tell him. "So you literally steal candy from babies.

But when to mischief mortals bend their will,How soon they find fit instruments of ill!

Tis not enough your counsel still be true; Blunt truths more mischief than nice falsehoods do; Men must be taught as if you taught them not, And things unknown proposed as things forgot.

Tis not enough, your counsel still be true; Blunt truths more mischief than nice falsehoods do;

One time, I pranked my sister: I put red solo cups in her room on her floor and filled them with water. Then I put string all over so you couldn't get anywhere.

When I was 6 years old, we were lighting firecrackers in the backyard and started a fire. My brother ran out and was pulling water from the creek and pouring it on the fire with a 7-Eleven Big Gulp cup.

He fashions evil for himself who does evil to another, and an evil plan does mischief to the planner.

Playing a bad guy is always more fun than playing the good guy.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

You know, God, the power that makes life, whatever it is, had just to make two things, masculine and feminine, for all this mischief. And made them so there is this entirely different point of view about love and sex.