Quotes About Mischief

Weasel cookies.

Their dad was the god of thieves, but they were about a stealthy as water buffalos.

Like Santa's elves," Percy said. "Except evil. And metal. And really loud.

Want to hit Leo?

Meg wiped her nose. "So you're saying we need to find Caligula's place and steal his shoes. While we're there, can't we just kill him?" She asked this casually, like Can we stop by Target on the way home? Hedge wagged his finger at McCaffrey. "See, now that's a plan. I like this girl.

That kid gave Leo the freakie-deakies.

Leo ran down the hall waving a wrench. "Man, did you have to destroy the plumbing?

Note to self, Leo thought groggily. Do not leave boxes of magic grenades where dwarfs can reach them.

Sometimes, even Loki can be right.

designing a secret passage, where would I put it? He could sometimes figure out how a machine worked by putting his hand on it. He'd learned to fly a helicopter that way. He'd fixed Festus the dragon that way (before Festus crashed and burned). Once he'd even reprogrammed the electronic billboards in Times Square to read: ALL DA LADIES LUV LEO…accidentally, of course.

Alex promised to keep watch. At least I think that's what she said. She could have announced I'll invite Loki into camp and kill you all in your sleep! HAHAHAHA! and I still would've passed out.

Leslie was one of those people who sat quietly at her desk, never whispering or daydreaming or chewing gum, doing beautiful schoolwork, and yet her brain was so full of mischief that if the teacher could have once seen through that mask of perfection, she would have thrown her out in horror.

On Decoration Day, while everyone else in town was at the cemetery decorating the graves of our Glorious War Dead, Willie Beaner and me, Robert Burns Hewitt, took Mabel Cramm's bloomers and run them up the flagpole in front of the town hall. That was the beginning of all my troubles.

You [Polly] and your neighbor Mr. Tornello hate each other. You once paid a little girl to knock on his door and ask to borrow a cup of dumbass.

That's trouble. The pixies will sour your milk." "I thought it was hobgoblins who soured milk." "A dirty lie. Spread by the pixies, no doubt.

A lot of stories about me getting into trouble start with a girl.

With every exertion, the best of men can do but a moderate amount of good; but it seems in the power of the most contemptible individual to do incalculable mischief.

It is intolerable that it should be in the power of one blockhead to do so much mischief.

I could write down twenty cases wherein I wished that God had done otherwise than he did, but which I now see, if I had had my own way, would have led to extensive mischief.

O mischief, thou art swift to enter in the thoughts of desperate men!

'Tis a naughty night to swim in.

Marry, this is miching mallecho; it means mischief.

You spotted snakes with double tongue,Thorny hedge-hogs, be not seen;Newts, and blind-worms, do no wrong;Come not near our fairy queen.

You get yourself into more scrapes than a pat of butter," she said.