Quotes About Mischief

The Midnight Gang

At London Zoo, a girl leaped over the wall at the penguin enclosure. She thought that by tugging her pullover over her head, waddling and catching a fish in her mouth she could pass herself off as a penguin.

One Christmas on a school outing to see the local pantomime two pupils stole the pantomime horse costume. They were only found out when several months later they attempted to enter the Grand National.

Anyway, it's two in the morning and we're taking turns pissing off of the tower (rather than going at the same time, because we weren't raised by wolves).

My face grew hot. "We were discussing the investigation," I told him quickly. "He was here a quarter of an hour at the most." Father smiled at me sadly. "My dear girl, if you din't know what mischief can be gotten up to in a quarter of an hour you are no child of mine.

I was just reaching for my knitting needles when Mary Alice gripped my arm. "Play nice," she murmured. "I wasn't going to kill him," I muttered back. "But a little light stabbing might teach him some manners." "Focus on the job. I'll trip him when we get inside," she promised. "That's real friendship," I told her.

I believe in kindness. Also in mischief. Also in singing, especially when singing is not necessarily prescribed.

I believe in kindness. Also in mischief.

When Philip had news brought him of divers and eminent successes in one day, "O Fortune!" said he, "for all these so great kindnesses do me some small mischief.

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.

They were people—having fun.' 'They'd have had fun with us if they'd've caught us

Maybe I can drown him in the lily pond.

Sorry. That's the name of the boy who poured glue on you at day care, right?" "He poured glue on everybody," said Batty darkly.

Loded Diaper

Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

Things are always happening to my socks. One's always going off someplace. I don't know why.

The two of us went digging for trouble with a shovel and a pickax that summer, and we never had the slightest trouble finding it.

I knocked one of Tony's elbows out from under him so that his chin splashed into his coffee cup, and that ended that discussion.

How'd you get in here?" She raised her eyebrows. "You pick pockets." Kat watched his hand fly to his back pocket. "I can pick locks. Looking for this?" she asked, holding up his wallet. "Oops. Maybe I can pick pockets too.

Kat!" Gabrielle hissed. "You're going to get caught." The smile Kat flashed over her shoulder was almost wicked. "I know.

That's why we're going to disrupt the lunch," she (Kat) said. "You know," Angus said, "I've got a little C-four that I've been saving for a rainy--" "We're not blowing up my company, Angus," Hale said. "Righto. Carry on, Kitty.

They hotwired Cam's bed," Abby said with a shrug. "Of course they did," my mother said.

Kat stood there looking at the very boys who had stolen the first tooth she had ever lost and tried to ransom it to the tooth fairy; the two young men who had once stolen a Tyrannosaurus rex from the Museum of Natural History—one bone at a time.

At 15, I did a ouija board with my best friend. I pretended I was possessed by a ghost, and she believed it.