Quotes About Inconvenience

Well, therapy was cheap and easy if you didn't mind walking it in the snow to poop.

I'm not sure if I could bear to go on an aeroplane again. It's not my concern for the welfare of the planet. It's not even the long check-in times and queuing. No, it's the humiliation of the security process that has finally done it for me.

Shutting yourself in the wardrobe until the window cleaner has finished and left.

It was a great annoyance to Billy that because of a long shit and a short nap he had lost his horse. But that was the truth of it and there was nothing he could do but limp along.

Ninth grade is a minor inconvenience to him. A zit-cream commercial before the Feature Film of Life.

The science hangs like a gathering fog in a valley, a fog which begins nowhere and goes nowhere, an incidental, unmeaning inconvenience to passers-by.

If I were to break a law, it would only be of the kind that are designed to inconvenience. Law, like God, is only real when people believe in it. When you know the truth—that it's really just the good and bad we do to each other that really matters—you see things differently.

An aftertaste in my mouth, disheveled hair, sticky eyes and other morning inconveniences strongly affect my perceptive faculties.

Give your clients the earliest delivery consistent with quality - whatever the inconvenience to us.

To be bothered wherever you go - it's not a rational thing to want at all.

I'd be on the airplane and have to ask for seatbelt extensions.

As a teenager, I used to travel everywhere with my guitar. I appreciated the fact it was with me, but it was always an absolute pain to carry around - even though, in those days, you could take in on a plane as hand luggage.

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.

Death is an inconvenience, to be sure," The Wizard Landau Bain, Lucky Stiff (still writing it)

Un hiver, je rendis visite, à pied bien entendu, à mon frère qui séjournait alors dans une petite bourgade campagnarde où il était chargé de décorer à fresque une salle de bal. Malgré la saison froide, j'avais choisi une tenue toute mince et légère; m'encombrer peureusement d'étoffes lourdes et épaisses m'eût paru une gêne désagréable, une peine superflue.

Il me vient alors cette exaltation d'aimer à fond quelqu'un d'inconnu, et qui le reste à jamais: mouvement mystique: j'accède à la connaissance de l'inconnaissance.

Or perhaps Bill just wanted to be spared the inconvenience of doing it himself.

When a bird crapped on my window, he called 911.

my stomach aches a new. blasted inconvenience. What do young men have to mark their entry into adulthood? Trousers, that's what. Fine, new trousers. I despise absolutely everyone just now.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

I don't like waiting in airports for my bags. Even worse, I don't like waiting in airports when my bags are lost.

Me pica muchísimo el culo

the inconvenience she represented.

And I don't want to live anywhere where I am famous. It makes me very, very uncomfortable, because it conveys an advantage over people, and I don't like that.