Quotes About Awareness

Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use of any other drug with special horror.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

The media know exactly what they're doing, focusing our attention on Arsenio's hairdo. We need to keep our brains brimming with rubbish. If we didn't, we might think about things.

It's funny, but you never really think much about breathing. Until it's all you ever think about.

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge

On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.

Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it.

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

It was a sobering experience.

We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny.

I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.

It was funny that you know someone for years but still discover something you never noticed before.

I'm doing a very funny show in which we talk about issues. I speak at Aids charities and things. It's great to do something fun with our days and yet we're told we're doing something important.

The notes are right, but if I listened they would be wrong.

Tonight I'm going to listen with my ears.

There is a number missing. I can see it.

He was listening so I don't remember.

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

People should just be aware of how they are eating... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn't understand what had been said.

I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.

It's in our own lives, every single day, whether we recognize it as funny at the moment or not.