Quotes About Awareness

Ignorance is not linear, it's exponential.

It's woman's power, food is. You be sure you know where'n the hook is before swallerin' it, Dru. You mind me, now.

I'd like to say I'm not self-absorbed compared to others, but that's hard to say since I'm far too self-absorbed to pry into others' self-absorption.

Mankind's biggest blunder, ignorance. Mankind's second, infallible.

I'll just stay ten feet away from him at all times so I don't accidentally trip and fall and land lips first on his mouth.

I just looked at the calendar and realized- my days are numbered

Don't go a-hunting for a moose where there ain't no moose to hunt.

I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.

Clarity and focus doesn't always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into you.

You know what people are doing on the other side of the world, what's happening on another planet, but not what's going on inside the person next to you.

There is no point in poverty if it does not make a rich man, observing it, feel better.

I like to think I'm not stupid often, tonight proves that when I am, I do it in a big way.

Instead of hopping around like a wild in'jun on fire, try counting from 10 backwards while hopping on one foot".

You have two eyes, and two ears, but only one mouth. This is so because you are supposed to look and listen more than you talk.

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

You know you are a human when a beautiful image appearing on television/computer/smartphone/tab screen appears more alive than a living being.Basically, we are stupid.

It's not cold in here, you're just dying.

We ain't going to curse anyone, " said Granny firmly. "It hardly ever works if they don't know you've done it.

[Hearing] was distinct from listening, which could only be achieved when hearing was combined with giving a shit.

I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.

Be the hunter, not the hunted: Never allow your unit to be caught with its guard down.

The turkey's eyes are such that he can see a bumblebee turn a somersault on the verge of the horizon.

And people get so weird about mental illness, you follow the rules! You don't up a heart patient on a roller coaster, you don't put a mental patient on a hunting trip with you!