Quotes About Awareness

The future isn't just something that happens. It's a brutal force, with a great sense of humor, that'll steamroll you if you're not watching.

When you're certain you cannot be fooled, you become easy to fool.

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.

Children are often the silent victims of drug abuse.

I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who has AIDS?". He says, "No". I say, "Cool, because you know me."

I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.

The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.

Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House, make no mistake about it.

I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.

Quality requires your Presence.

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list.

One does not have humor. It has you.

I took my .38 out and looked to see that there were bullets in all the proper places. I knew there would be, but it did no harm to be careful. And I'd seen Clint Eastwood do it once in the movies.

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

Action without thought is mindlessness, and thought without action is hypocritical.

I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.

I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.

Life is like a double-blind experiment. And the Observer is the only One in on the Know.

I keep telling myself sensible things, but I never seem to listen!

Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.