Quotes About Awareness

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

Don't eat till you're full, eat till you're tired.

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?

Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we're doing here.

When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody lifted a finger. That's when I realised that violence wasn't funny. At all.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

This was my attempt to deter cold callers: "There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present... Please leave your message after the tone."

A closed mouth catches no flies.

Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.

I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like "shut up, shut up, shut upblah blah blah blah blaaaaah.

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

Feelings are like chemicals, the more you analyze them the worse they smell.

I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.

Does anyone actually think that Beckham knows he's in America? I think he just follows a football and all he notices is that it occasionally gets warmer.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

Tomorrow is promised to no one.