Quotes About God

Humanity connected is God.

There are matters in the Bible, said to be done by the express commandment of God, that are shocking to humanity and to every idea we have of moral justice.

I believe in the absolute oneness of God and, therefore, also of humanity. I have always believed God to be without form. What I did hear was like a Voice from afar, and yet quite near.

Americans are a free people, who know that freedom is the right of every person and the future of every nation. The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world; it is God's gift to humanity.

Death wasn't part of God's original plan for humanity, and the Bible calls death an enemy - the last enemy to be destroyed.

Why does humankind love to seek the glory of one another instead of the glory of God?

If God grace can only come through slaughtering animals, then their is no need of god.No one is above t humanity.

Creation's highest aim and most sublime result is belief in God. The most exalted rank of humanity is knowledge of God.

Grace creates liberated laughter. The grace of God...is beautiful, and it radiates joy and awakens humor.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

Good humor and laughter are far too wonderful not to come straight from the heart of God.

The Devil fears the word of God, He can't bite it; it breaks his teeth.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

Man makes plans . . . and God laughs.

I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.