Quotes About God

I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.

Thank God for Darwin, eh?

If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

Thank heaven I don't inherit God from anybody! I am free to make mine up as I wish Him. He's kind and sympathetic and imaginative and forgiving and understanding - and He has a sense of humor.

Sin endeavors to subject the blessed God to the humor and lust of every person in the world

We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god! Oh, god! Don't touch me—oh, god!

I wonder how Admat can be everywhere. Is he in my sandal? Or is he my sandal itself? Why would a god bother to be a sandal? Does he wear shoes or sandals himself, invisible ones?

I was interested in the mystical element of humor - was humor part of creation? Is God laughing at us, or with us?

I've heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for president.

Our sense of humor is a gift from God which should be controlled as well as cultivated.

Coleman Jacoby and Arnie Rosen won an Emmy and Mel Brooks didn't! Niezsche was right! There is no God! There is no God!

If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

Even though I was fairly certain God wasn't Ted Bundy, I kept an open mind, since this phone call was getting a bit confusing.

My mind is like clay, but thank goodness God knows how to mold it!

If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence--and punishes those who do.

God gave me the life and created the world to know what it is actually.

All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent

Even God forgives stupidity. So many married people, heaven would be a ghost town otherwise.

Those who say that I am being punished are saying that god can't think of anything more vengeful than cancer for a heavy smoker.

Soul, a particle of God, is blessed with the gift of creative imagination, which finds a solution for every problem.

The greatest single distinguishing feature of the omnipotence of God is that our imagination gets lost thinking about it.

Anything that one imagines of God apart from Christ is only useless thinking and vain idolatry.