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Quotes About Nuts

New Yorkers stop me on the street all the time to say, 'You're terrific! You're the nuts!'
~ Elaine Stritch
Nuts are like the pan fish of the forest, full of protein and especially fat—"poor man's meat
~ Robin Wall Kimmerer
people who know how to read the land for nuts and carry them home to safety will survive the February blizzards and pass on that behavior to their progeny, not by genetic transmission but by cultural practice.
~ Robin Wall Kimmerer
I brug you two [gifts] . . . I gots the little here in my pockie.' He dug one hand deep into his pocket and pulled out a handful of nuts and a dead grasshopper. 'Nope. Be the other side.' (Matt)
~ Lois Lowry
The three irrefutable facts about health and foods are these: Vegetables, beans, seeds, fruits, and nuts are good for you. Excessive amounts of meat or animal products cause disease. Eliminating refined carbohydrates will aid in sustainable weight loss and overall health.
~ Joel Fuhrman
Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit.
~ Eddie Izzard
If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola.
~ Anonymous
Grammar makes the difference between feeling you're nuts and feeling your nuts.
~ Anonymous
Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts.
~ Anonymous
Sister to sister we will always be, A couple of nuts off the family tree.
~ Anonymous
When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
~ Al McGuire
Giving nuts and seeds a few minutes in the oven deepens their flavors and improves their texture - and it provides more even cooking than the stovetop.
~ Sohla El-Waylly
The time has surely gone in which economists could analyze in great detail two individuals exchanging nuts for berries on the edge of the forest and then feel that their analysis of the process of exchange was complete, illuminating though this analysis may be in certain respects.
~ Ronald H. Coase
I wondered if this was a thing regular mothers felt looking at their daughters from a distance, finding them perilous in their magnetic beauty, which makes no distinction in which screws and nuts it attracts.
~ Louise Erdrich
The next day the sorcerer, tied to the tail of a savage mule loaded with nuts, was broken into as many pieces as there were nuts upon the mule's back.[1]
~ Andrew Lang
Not everyone has to follow this, but those with digestive and GI issues can find relief by following a few simple rules like eating proteins with vegetables and not starches, or eating starches with vegetables. Fruits are best eaten alone or with nuts. Fats do well with everything except fruit.
~ Ann Boroch
Paying PEANUTS as salaries to employees largely, but showing it as PINE NUTS often publicly by private sector employer and nuts people easily believe also in these figures.
~ Anuj Somany
Feynman once said, 'Science is imagination in a straitjacket.' It is ironic that in the case of quantum mechanics, the people without the straitjackets are generally the nuts.
~ Lawrence M. Krauss
My story really is incredible. It's got a bunch of story lines - the garage-built thing. I'm an older guy. It's out in the middle of nowhere, plus the flat Earth. The problem is it brings out all the nuts also, people questioning everything. It's the downside of all this.
~ Mike Hughes
Quinoa is great for lazy day cooking because it's packed with complete proteins, but it cooks in only 20 minutes. And, you can flavor it any way you wish! I make mine with onions, lots of ground ginger, turmeric and coriander, and then whatever dried fruit and nuts I have around.
~ Aarti Sequeira
Yeah, well, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, then we'd never go hungry. (Syn)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Nuts have gotten a bad rap because of their high fat content. But their protein, heart-healthy fats, high fibre, and antioxidant content earn them a place in your daily diet. I often say 'less is more,' and portion control is key to healthfully enjoying nuts.
~ David Kirsch
Literary interviews are inevitably packed with the nuts and bolts of how writers do their work, and there's very little that aspiring writers do more readily than fling other people's nuts and bolts into their toolboxes.
~ Ben Dolnick
I was in Key West, Florida, and I ate some key lime pie and the base of the pie had nuts in it. I'm allergic to nuts and I went into anaphylactic shock, which is life threatening, and ended up in hospital.
~ Jo Frost