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Quotes About Nuts

Belane, are you nuts? Who knows? Insanity is comparative. Who sets the norm?
~ Bukowski
They-" He stopped and just blinked at me for a minute. "You know, people are always saying that you're cuckoo. Looney Tunes. Off the freaking edge. But I tell 'em, no, she's okay. She's got some...anger management issues. But you know what? They're right. You're nuts.
~ Karen Chance
People can snap. People have a limit. And some people are just plain nuts.
~ Ilona Andrews
I finally understood why he was called Mad Rogan. It wasn't because he was insane. It was because he drove you nuts with sheer frustration.
~ Ilona Andrews
All fats do not behave the same way in your body, and certain fats, including the omega-3 fats in salmon and other fatty fish and the monounsaturated fats in nuts, virgin olive oil, and avocados, are integral to a healthy diet.
~ Harley Pasternak
I'm a farmer! We have a farm that's part of the National Tropical Botanical Garden on Maui, and we raise macadamia nuts.
~ Jim Nabors
I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.
~ Janet Evanovich
I love Deadmau5 as a producer, as a person. He's super interesting. He's very funny to follow on social media. But as a producer, he gets every single credit I can give him. He's nuts.
~ Martin Garrix
If wishes and buts were candy and nuts, you'd all have a Merry Christmas.
~ Carolyn Brown
You think nuts don't apply to the FBI? We get 'em all the time. A man in a Moe hairpiece applied in St. Louis last week. He had a bazooka, two rockets, and a bearskin shako in his golf bag." "Did you hire him?
~ Thomas Harris
You had to been there, kid. Everybody thinks now the Eisenhower years were so quaint and cute and boring, but all that had a price, just underneath was the pure terror. Midnight forever. If you stopped even for a minute to think, there it was and you could fall into it so easily. Some fell. Some went nuts, some even took their own lives.
~ Thomas Pynchon
I want to get down to the nuts and bolts of what is actually going to change to lift New Zealand's economic performance.
~ David Cunliffe
There's a very fine line between a groove and a rut; a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts.
~ Christine Lavin
Since Mags seems to have no ill effects from the nuts, Peeta collects bunches of them and fries them by bouncing them off the force field.
~ Suzanne Collins
Rowan stared at him in disbelief. Are you nuts? Do you even know what you're saying? My god, what are you on? Just my own nanites, man. Just my own nanites.
~ Neal Shusterman
The Akron AWOL in my storm cellar. Can't be an accident. It was fated, man! Fated!" "You kicked me in the nuts. That wasn't fate; it was your foot.
~ Neal Shusterman
Nope." Imp sounded ever so slightly smug. "Wendy already tipped Big Sis off and she's on her way there right now. I mean, she's stopping here first to pick us up, but she's already on her way to kick butts and eat nuts." "You did not just try to distract me with a Squirrel Girl reference!" Game Boy's tone was accusatory.
~ Charles Stross
Cashews and poison ivy, pistachio nuts and poison sumac. Mangoes. They all had resinous and sometimes poisonous juice, nuts or fleshy fruit, and small flowers.
~ Chris Bohjalian
Irishmen with guns were like squirrels with nuts, always stashing them, and sometimes forgetting where the hell they'd been stashed.
~ Tom Clancy
A restraining order is just a piece of paper but a swift kick in the nuts is planned parenthood.
~ Kilburn Hall
Well, if ifs and nuts were candy and nuts, then we'd all have a Merry Christmas. (Serenity)
~ Kinley MacGregor
You wouldn't believe On All Hallow Eve What lots of fun we can make, With apples to bob, And nuts on the hob, And a ring-and-thimble cake.
~ Carolyn Wells
Irwin Garden once warned me not to think the madhouses are full of 'happy nuts,' There's a tightening around the head that hurts, there's a terror of the mind that hurts even more, they're so unhappy and especially because they can't explain it to anybody.
~ Jack Kerouac
I heard from other people on Twitter that they're very excited about Twisty Halloween costumes, and all I can think is, 'You people are nuts!'
~ John Carroll Lynch