Quotes About Fart

The air was full of the rasping sound of half a dozen men snoring. Occasionally someone coughed, then resumed the snoring again. As they listened, someone let go a long and resounding fart. "Delightful people," murmured Berwick.

And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart.

The idioms also revealed that Chinese shared a barnyard bawdiness with American English. My favorite was "taking off your pants to fart"—wasted effort.

Oh, that was smooth. I'm as subtle as a fart.

You've the presence of a mouse fart in a high wind. Stand aside, and try not to catch fire if I shed sparks of genius.

How would you be able to detect a fart over your natural odor, Sanza?" "For shame," said Galdo. "There's no Sanzas here, remember? I'm an Asino." "Oh yes," said Locke with a yawn. "Yes, you certainly are.

Have we been neglecting our prayers this week? Did one of us fart in a temple or something?

Q: Why are there only 238 beans in Irish chili? A: Because just two more makes it two-farty.

Every time there's a cut in the action, we joke and dance around, there's show tunes and fart noises.

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.

At least once a month Choo Choo managed to get lost. There were constant reports about animals who could find their way home across hundreds, sometimes even thousands, of miles. Choo Choo continued to get lost within the block on which it lived. It was his opinion that Choo Choo had the homing instincts of a fart—once having escaped, it would lose its point of origin, yet never get far enough away to ignore.

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it as long as I live. Not only was it the worst fart, it was the longest. Maybe, it was the position he was in, he had squeezed his ass all up. But he was kinda leanin over and pointing his ass up toward me. And it made the strangest noise. It was like cloth tearing.

Then he lost all coherence and began a hysterical giggle, compounded with a slight twitch and very pronounced emission of saliva from his mouth. When he finally fell silent, the stillness was of that horrified kind that follows a fart in a Methodist church.

If mugs made fart noises coffee shops wouldn't be relaxing, they'd sound like a yoga class in a retirement home.

a child's disquiet is as potent as a damp fart.

I think the way comedy is represented on screen is it's either all fart jokes - and it's just laughter for the sake of laughter - or it's one of those things where it's just kind of very preachy, very heavy-handed.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

Will you take this seriously? The future of an entire species is at stake." "Yes, we're going to save them with a fart gun.

It smells odd," Fermín remarked. "Like a rancid fart, from a councilman or a lawyer.

Are you okay?" she asked. "You seem just a tad distracted," she said in a mischievous way. "My dad would have said you are jumping around like a fart in a skillet.

Too baaaad.' The Pickler farted, a genuine ripper. 'Sorry, Mr Perlman. That was a cheeky wee sneaker. Canny catch they softees.' A cheeky wee sneaker? Christ, it was practically a whole wind ensemble. Perlman worried about damage to the fabric of the chair. The

Shit Bug said, his face sour. It's that thing again. We've been dealing with it since Pierce. You think you have a lead and then poof - he made a puffing motion with his fingers - it melts into nothing and all you have is frustration and the far noise your face makes when you hit you desk with it. Fart.... what?

He pressed the trigger again. The gun farted. A woman with a child in her cart looked at us. Sean's mouth slowly stretched into a smile. "Okay, fine." I sped toward the checkout. A fart. "Will you stop doing that?" Another fart. "Sean! What are you, five?" He laughed under his breath.