Quotes About Cock

If you wanted reflections on the nature of the universe and your place in it, you should have stayed in school. You want fart noises and cock jokes, I'm your man.

What a charming man," I said. "I do not like him." "Bertrand, it's a little early in our friendship to be jealous." Bertrand looked flustered. "I did not mean that… Not only that, en tout cas." "Don't worry." I leaned forward and whispered, "My cock is all yours.

You seem to know a hell of a lot about everything, you little foreign cock duck.

While desire focuses on the other, always in a somewhat fetishist manner, on a particular object, like breasts, buttocks and cock...love focuses on the very being of the other, on the other as it has erupted, fully armed with its being, into my life thus disrupted and re-fashioned

Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on his own dunghill.

The Archangel took his role of fucker seriously. It made him sing the Marseillaise , for now he was proud of being a Frenchman and a Gallic cock, of which only males are proud. Then he died in the war.

Is your new toothbrush in the bathroom?" "You didn't pick one up? God, you know I hate it when you use my toothbrush." "I can put your cock in my mouth, but not your toothbrush." "I don't brush my teeth with my cock.

How the hell do you call Russia from Greece? It's like trying to figure out rela-fucking-tivity. And still, I gave it several shots. Of Ouzo. Seriously, you have no idea how much your situation is affecting me. I've been stress-eating my way across Greece." I frowned. "You don't stress-eat—" "Cock, Natalie. I was stress-eating cock. There, you made me say it, happy now?" "Opa!

he told the president of the company that he damned near—and I quote, 'Squashed a cock,' that morning, and he'd been so happy to see that thing 'popping up and bobbing down the road.

I am asking Scribners to insert as a subtitle in everything after the eighth printing THE SUN ALSO RISES (LIKE YOUR COCK IF YOU HAVE ONE) A greater Gatsby (Written with the friendship of F. Scott Fitzgerald (Prophet of THE JAZZ AGE)

with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, alcohol and cock and endless balls

Those fucking spurs! Stealthy, I said! You might as well hang a bell off your cock!

If she knew about the luggage, she was trouble. And Fallow had no sense of humour about his cock, to which none of the ointments had made the slightest difference.

This is the farmer sowing the corn,That kept the cock that crowed in the morn,That waked the priest all shaven and shorn,That married the man all tattered and torn,That kissed the maiden all forlorn,That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,That tossed the dogThat worried the catThat killed the ratThat ate the maltThat lay in the house that Jack built.

Cock a doodle doo!My dame has lost her shoe;My master's lost his fiddle stick,And knows not what to do.

But now the mystic night has passed; the cock has crowed, the goat's abroad. Black things of night, the bat, the bug, have flown away; the flowers have opened their cups to catch the sun.

In the words of a Zen poem, At dusk the cock announces dawn; At midnight, the bright sun.

his cock's longer than he is tall," the woman retorted. The dwarf beside her snorted and lifted a mug to toast. "He's a dwarf," another pointed out. "That ain't that impressive.

And of course she had no idea what the actual member itself looked like, apart from the sisters' surreptitious and intense study of the Elgin Marbles. If it were rather like a piece of liver in texture then it might do well with bacon. That was when she realized the appalling absurdity of what she was doing, coming up with a menu for raw . . . raw cock, that's what the stable lads had called it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a rooster? A cock that stays up all night.

Said the reeve to the maid who was fresh to the farm 'Let me show you the beasts of the yard!' Here's a cow that gives milk, and a pig that's for ham Here's a cur and a goat and a lamb; Here's a horse tall and proud, and a well-trained old hawk, But the thing you should see is this excellent cock!

You've invaded my erotic dojo. For this your assholes will adorn my thunderous cock like jewelry!

Her last call, at midnight, had been the worst. "I'll pull your cock out of your asshole," she'd said, and for some reason her voice at that moment had reminded him of his mother's.

All birds are incipient or would-be songsters in the spring. I find corroborative evidence of this even in the crowing of the cock.