Quotes About Illusion

Magicians disappear all the time, but as soon as a regular person does it, everyone is all scared. "Tom's gone!" "Is he a magician?" "No." "Then let's print up some flyers!"

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.

When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.

He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.

Always mystify, torture, mislead, and surprise the audience as much as possible.

I had liked him for all the wrong reasons.

The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

The average person suffers from three delusions: 1) That he is a good driver 2) That he has a good sense of humor and 3) That he is a good listener.

Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

All of our lives are governed by a certain degree of faith in bullshit.

You know, I'm not very good at magic - I can only do half of a trick. Yes - I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle.

His sense of humor is purely cheap vaudeville, yet everyone falls for it.

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.

Because seeing someone's heart ripped out, presumably for the first time, is something a person should accept naturally, like finding out there's no Santa Clause.

What time is it?""One o'clock."I nearly spit out some soda. "In theafternoon?""No. In the morning. Don't let that damnsunlight fool you. It lies.

The thing I like about Irish whiskey is that the more you drink the smoother it goes down. Of course that's probably true of antifreeze as well, but illusion is nearly all we have.

It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real!

We keep electing council members for appearance sake, it doesn't mean anything, and it is just a show for the people, so that they may sleep well at night with their delusion of peace.

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk.

Magic. I draw with silver and it turns red.