Quotes About Illusion

Magic is the only honest profession. A magician promises to deceive you and he does.

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.

I hate when I look in my closet and find clothes instead of Narnia.

Grace sat down where the chair wasn't.

Perfect sanity is a myth propagated by straitjacket salesmen.

Whoever said ignorance is bliss must have died a horrible death with a really surprised look on his face.

I never thought the brightest smile would come from a mouth without teeth.

Chocolate cured just about everything, but being a crocodile's chew-toy was on a whole other level.

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it could be a really ugly swan.

He could be doing quantum physics in his head or undressing her in his mind—she'd never know the difference.

They say you can judge a person by their book, but I say they will hide under the covers.

You know you are a human when a beautiful image appearing on television/computer/smartphone/tab screen appears more alive than a living being.Basically, we are stupid.

I thought Candy Mountain was a real place

There will be days that you don't want to dress up and if you have some decent looking athletic wear, you can give the illusion that you've just been working out, as opposed to giving up on life.

Unicorns are not real, though we still dream about them! DREAM ON!

He's a ghost, not a carnival magician.-Benny Imura

Hunting after happiness is like hunting after a lost sheep in the wilderness--when you find it, the chances are that it is a skeleton.

There are no rules of architecture for a castle in the clouds.

We miss the real by lack of attention, and create the unreal by excess of imagination.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Nothing can trouble you but your own imagination.

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.

Justice is to be found only in the imagination.