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Quotes About Inappropriateness

Your tits are bigger," Shiva said. "SHIVA!" Hema and Ghosh said at the same time. "Sorry," he said, surprised by their reaction. "I meant her breasts are bigger," he said. "SHIVA! That isn't the sort of thing you say to a woman," Hema said. "I can't say it to a man," Shiva said, looking impatient.
~ Abraham Verghese
You may have even commented on the surprising inappropriateness of such a murderous and bloody scene appearing in a children's book. It's fun to feel offended, isn't it?
~ Dav Pilkey
Why would you even want those nasty things on your head?" Misty asked. "You do realize where that's been, right? Covering up the Toad's nether regions?
~ James Dashner
Grief will happen either as an open healing wound or as a closed festering wound, either honestly or dishonestly, either appropriately or innappropriately.
~ Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
I'm sure some people haven't necessarily embraced some of the messages over the years. We've been talking about the inappropriateness of automatic weapons and guns since the late Eighties. I know we've lost some customers over the years, and in some ways, secured others.
~ Kenneth Cole
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
~ Zach Galifianakis
The truth is usually inappropriate.
~ Jennifer Donnelly
He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.
~ Rita Mae Brown
Jesus Christ. It is way too early to talk about dick sizes and which way they curve.". . ."But for the record, he's massive and as straight as you pretended to be in high school.
~ Jessica Daniels
Thanks to language and culture, human behavior can be incomparably more intelligent, more original, creative and flexible than the behavior of animals, whose brains are too small to accommodate the number of neurons necessary for the invention of language and the transmission of accumulated knowledge. But, thanks again to language and culture, human beings often with a stupidity, a lack of realism, a total inappropriateness, of which animals are incapable.
~ Aldous Huxley
The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.
~ George Carlin
Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive.
~ Karren Brady
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
~ Zach Galifianakis
like a party hat at a funeral.
~ Jonathan Kellerman
Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.
~ Will Ferrell
Miranda, my character, cannot sing, cannot act, and is really inappropriate.
~ Colleen Ballinger
Irene- Don't call me that. You were the princess Irene the first time we met. It means 'peace', Attolia said. What name could be more inappropriate? That I be named Helen? Eddis suggested. The hard lines in Attolia's face eased, and she smiled. Eddis was a far cry from the woman whose beauty had started a war.
~ Megan Whalen Turner
I always, always want to make people laugh. In every situation. Even when it's inappropriate.
~ Sharon Horgan
I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
~ Kathy Griffin
The Beast Lord walked out of the warehouse. The screen went dark. My knight in furry armor. Saiman opened his mouth. This is why I didn't. Personally, I think your smile is inappropriate.
~ Ilona Andrews
Are you well, sir?" asked Giskard. It was a foolish question, dictated by the programming of the robot, thought Baley, though, at that, it was no worse than the questions asked by human beings, sometimes with wild inappropriateness, out of the programming of etiquette.
~ Isaac Asimov
You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog.
~ Bob Parsons
We have an opening for a dishwasher. Fifty cents an hour and you get to grab Rita's ass every once in a while.
~ Charles Bukowski
Kudra was amused by Alobar's tentative polka until her eyes fell upon the tumescent protrusion dancing with him. Disgusting she thought. An erection is just inappropriate. Then she realized with a shock that she was so wet that children could have sailed toy boats in her underpants.
~ Tom Robbins