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Quotes About Prank

Vishous : Oh, shit... you didn't rose-petal the bed, my lord. Tell me you didn't go like that ? Rhage : He petaled the bed ? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! LOLOLOLOLOLO
~ J.R. Ward
What's up with the statue routine?" Trez muttered. "Someone move your My Little Pony collection again?
~ J.R. Ward
How about I duct-tape his ass cheeks together? Short-sheet his bed? Ex-Lax his chocolate pudding…? I have other ideas, you know…
~ J.R. Ward
One day, my twin sister Sidra and I pranked Tyler Perry on the set of 'For Better or Worse.' I made her dress up as me and do a scene as if she were my character Angela. Tyler says, 'Action!' and my sister starts acting. It was horrible.
~ Tasha Smith
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new.
~ Catherine Bell
As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads."
~ Al Yankovic
Si realmente quisiera tomarte el pelo te dejaría calvo.
~ Christopher Pike
Please tell me you have to pee." "What? No. No, I do not. Don't even ask." "Oh, come on. I'd do it myself if I could, but I can't. I'm a girl." "I know. Life is unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you to." In her most reasonable tone, Zuzana explained, "I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him." "Oh." Mik pretended to consider this for approximately one and a half second. "No.
~ Laini Taylor
I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you to." In her most reasonable tone, Zuzana explained explained, "I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him.
~ Laini Taylor
Clary stopped wondering about peanut-fish-olive-tomato soup and started wondering what would happen if she dumped the contents of the pot on Isabelle's head.
~ Cassandra Clare
The descent into hell is easy." said Alec. "You just said kiss the cook" "Dammit" said Simon. "I knew Jace was screwing with me
~ Cassandra Clare
I thought it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house at night and throw up in his mailbox," -Jace
~ Cassandra Clare
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new.
~ Catherine Bell
Speech is a prank of Parliament, Tears a trick of the nerve, – But the heart with the heaviest freight on Doesn't always swerve.
~ Emily Dickinson, 1862
You know, Sal, for a long time would hate taking elevators with me. Because he knew when those doors closed I was going to do something stupid to embarrass him. So he'd opt to take the stairs a lot.
~ Joe Gatto
Not enough. Margo rose and tucked the towel in place. Come on, let's go stuff her in a locker. For old time's sake.
~ Nora Roberts
Come on,let's go stuff her in a locker. For old time's sake.
~ Nora Roberts
I felt as though I were in the presence of one of God's more complicated pranks.
~ Charles Baxter
Haha! I'm gonna get ya! Teehee! Come here
~ Guy wearing faulty clothes
Your brothers have set off a stink bomb in the second-floor boys' lavatory
~ James Patterson
Today I asked Chloe to be my girlfriend,and she agreed. I sank my teeth into her neck and drank from her jugular in the library at lunchtime. She's agreed to join me as a vampire and she's moving in next week. April Fool!
~ Tim Collins
Ulysses was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall for it.
~ Orson Scott Card
Mother's ironic vision of life as one prank after another
~ Orson Scott Card
Mother's ironic vision of life as one prank after another, in the midst of which you did what was needed.
~ Orson Scott Card