Quotes About Prank
Give her hell from us, Peeves.
~ J. K. Rowling
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I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.
~ J. K. Rowling
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Let's T.P. Andrea's house!" I
~ Dan Gutman
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No matter how old I get, I think mooning people will always be hilarious.
~ Unknown
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Swedes up in Dakota—know what they do sometimes? Put pepper on the floor. Gits up the ladies' skirts an' makes 'em purty lively—lively as a filly in season. Swedes do that sometimes." In
~ John Steinbeck
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My grandfather got me mad and I peed inside his orange juice and asked him if it's tangy.
~ Cam'ron
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You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
~ Jeff Foxworthy
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As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it! and then run away.
~ Unknown
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I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.
~ Daniel Tosh
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He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.
~ Unknown
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Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
~ Mike Wilmot
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A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
~ Unknown
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
~ Unknown
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came out to this site and do you know what I heard?" There was a brief silence and then a loud, squeaky fart. Sabrina turned and saw Puck fall over with laughter. For once, one of his childish pranks was well timed.
~ Michael Buckley
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They spun the geeks around, grabbed the backs of their underpants, and yanked toward the heavens.
~ Michael Buckley
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Mischief Managed
~ Unknown
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It's more like the work of a prankster than a vengeful spirit.
~ Nancy Warren
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My favourite prank in heavy metalwork was to get a penny and spend three or four minutes making it really hot with a blowtorch, and then leave it on Mr Lane's desk, so that he'd see it and pick it up out of curiosity. First you'd hear: 'Waaaaahhhhhh!' Then: 'Osbourne, you little bastard!' Heh-heh-heh. The old hot-penny trick. Priceless, man.
~ Ozzy Osbourne
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One year, a group of students, including Dahmer, traveled to Washington, DC, to see the sites and visit important landmarks. While on this trip, someone dared Dahmer to make a crank call. He contacted the offices of then Vice President Walter Mondale and managed to charm his way into an invitation for Dahmer and his fellow high school classmates from Ohio to meet the VP.
~ Unknown
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No hard feelings about that time in the Crucible when you mixed my salts and I was nearly blind for a day. No. No, really, drink up!
~ Patrick Rothfuss
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My friend Harry just sent me a toilet seat for my birthday. I am not sure what he is trying to tell me!
~ Unknown
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