Quotes About Shit

because Puritanism is an insatiable vice that feeds off its own shit.

There were all sorts of myths and legends surrounding the lake. I mean, we're Indians, and we like to make up shit about lakes, you know?

You are an arrogant bastard. (Thanatos) No, not an arrogant bastard. I'm nothing but a piece of shit who touched a star. Now I'm the son of a bitch who's going to put you out of your misery. (Zarek)

Of course, they haven't seen your reports yet. (Joe) 'They would have if Carlos could have held a gun on the computer to make that piece of shit send an e-mail.' (Carlos)

You're on the list. If you had anything to do with this piece of shit then you are in trouble.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first.

there were eighty or so people gathered to listen to this utter shit as though it were their daily language passing through the crucible of the human sprint and emerging purified, redeemed.

Dmitri-9: But the one I hated the most was the American space chimp., Ham, they called him. Handsome Ham! 'The John Glenn Of The Apes.' Did that privileged Capitalist shit ever have to drive a tractor?

Religion – the wishful thinking of an ape that talks! You know what I think?' he asked rhetorically, trying to distract himself from yet another death. 'Random shit happens, and we turn it into stories and call it sacred scripture—

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but Carrie White eats shit.

I want to materialize before that smug little shit like the Ghost of Christmas Past and scare the matrimonial impulse right out of him.

you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.

The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of shit that it demanded.

You know where you find sympathy? In the dictionary between shit and syphillis.

The old man kept going about how he could never keep her home, how she loved to roam. He said she should have been a sheep in the foothills of Scotland. Now if that wasn't a load of shit I don't know what is. I'll tell you why that sheep roamed. The fences around here was held up with goddamn binder twine and half-assed prayers. That's why.

If sympathy was all it took to clean up shit, I'd have 50 times as much sympathy as anybody else

I thought, Holy shit, who is paying attention?" Thus

Not even Steve Bannon thought this was a good idea. "I was fucking nervous as shit," Bannon later told friends. "I go," Holy

And yet I built this house as my pioneer theme along the perforation of my very own toilet roll. For perforation read wipe of shit. The shit of for shit read this an Amazon for Amazon read Emerson.

Kitsch is a German word born in the middle of the sentimental nineteenth century, and from German is entered all Western languages. Repeated use, however, has obliterated its original metaphysical meaning: kitsch is the absolute denial of shit, in both the literal and figurative sense of the word; kitsch excludes everything from its purview which is essentially unacceptable in human existence.

Meet The Feebles? That's some sick fucking shit, man. I loved them both. That second one was like the Muppets on goddamned

Louis-Cesare and Ray were in trouble. I could tell because I could see them, not clearly, but in fits and starts, little glimmers like a couple of ghosts, if ghosts made "oh shit" faces on the one hand agitated French gestures on the other. And that sort of shit wasn't going to go unnoticed for long. Aaaaand it didn't.

If they [program managers] had to go through this grueling experience of trying to ship this thing," Cutler said, "I think they'd have a little different outlook on how much work we can do, how much we can take on. As it stands they have this endless list of shit. The list is always twice as long as what we can do." In

I can see the headlines. Sawyer made a sweeping motion in the air with his hand. Deadly Toilet in Shit War Kills Three. Jill giggled so hard that she got the hiccups. Feud takes three out in initial battle of the shit war.