Quotes About Shit

The Man has a branch office in each of our brains, his corporate emblem is a white albatross, each local rep has a cover known as the Ego, and their mission in this world is Bad Shit.

Sim sighed. "like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first.

A fool more foolish than most had once jested that even Lord Tywin's shit was flecked with gold. Some said the man was still alive, deep in the bowels of Casterly Rock.

Although that being said, maybe he was just a defensive, judgmental piece of shit.

The female put her hands on her hips. "Just my luck. I get mugged by Emily Post." "Emily who?" He narrowed his eyes. "And I did not mug you." "Then why do you have all my shit." As she drew out the enunciation on that last word, something unfamiliar woke up in the back of his brain.

He's got the charm of a rectal probe, and no social skills to speak of, so nobody wants to go for a drink with him. Let's face it, dogs have more to look forward to in later life—at least they can go to the park and roll in shit.

And the American people…" His voice faded for a moment. "They faint if someone uses insensitive language in their presence and half of them couldn't run up a set of stairs if you put a gun to their heads. What'll happen if the real shit hits the fan?

May giant circus elephants shit on your lawn. May bug-eyed gargoyles eat your young.

All I do is track a profane route to something (I hope) profound. Like swimming a river of shit for a kiss.

Vampires are slicker than goose shit on a glass window. Suave. Sultry. I'm neither of those things

Oooooo...pity. My favorite snack next to dog shit." Lucian Roman

Because it's good for nothing," I said. keeping my eyes on Tommy. "Because one worthless piece of shit deserves another.

Me? Oh, intellectually I believe in having a good heart, a chirpy penis, a lively intelligence, and the courage to say 'shit!' in front of a lady.

I believe in having a good heart, a chirpy penis, a lively intelligence, and the courage to say shit! in front of a lady.

As Osborne famously declared, Adequacy is sufficient. All else is superfluous. Jobs found that approach to be morally appalling, and he spent days making fun of Osborne. This guy just doesn't get it, Jobs repeatedly railed as he wandered the Apple corridors. He's not making art, he's making shit.

think two cops sucking hard at Hollywood's tit are in no position to be giving me any shit for offering a courtesy to a studio exec.

She's Magnificent, Darius said, smiling proudly as he vaulted the steps and followed Aphrodite. I can think of a lot of m words that she could be. Magnificent isn't one of them, Stark grumbled. Mental and mean pop into my head, I said. Manure pops into mine, Stark said. Manure? I think she's full of shit, but it's to many words and doesn't start with an m , so that's as close as I could get, he said.

It had acquired a name, Spatters, that reflected the desultory randomness of its outlines: the whole stinking shanty-town seemed to have dribbled like shit from the sky.

23:07 Captain: Shit, we have everything! 23:14 Mechanical voice alert: Wind shear! Wind shear! Wind shear! 23:17 Captain: Shit, what the hell have these assholes [maintenance] done?

Mr. Incandenza, this is the Enfield Raw Sewage Commission, and quite frankly we've had enough shit out of you.

I am seized by two contradictory feelings: there is so much beauty in the world it is incredible that we are ever miserable for a moment; there is so much shit in the world that it is incredible we are ever happy for a moment.

The shit is not the shit, he repeated solemnly, the pigeon is the shit.

I think you're a dangerous, corrupt, lying piece of nine-day-old mosquito shit.

Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.