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Quotes About Curiosity

If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out.
~ Ernest Bevin
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
~ Steven Wright
I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.
~ Noel Fielding
When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?
~ Henry Rollins
A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.
~ Daniel Handler
It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.
~ Patricia Briggs
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
~ Steven Wright
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
~ Steven Wright
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
~ Steven Wright
Ordinary folk prefer familiar tastes - they'd sooner eat the same things all the time - but a gourmet would sample a fried park bench just to know how it tastes.
~ Walter Moers
Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?
~ P.G. Wodehouse
To stimulate creativity one must develop childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition.
~ Albert Einstein
It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.
~ Arthur Conan Doyle
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"
~ Steven Wright
I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
~ Steven Wright
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
~ Steven Wright
Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!" said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.
~ A.A. Milne
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
~ Steven Wright
How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? That's magical. There must be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that or they're adhesive on one side. Peel off the backing, place it on the bun.
~ Mitch Hedberg
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'
~ Steven Wright
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
~ George Saintsbury
If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.
~ Craig Ferguson
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
~ Steven Wright
People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.
~ Emo Philips