Quotes About Curiosity

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze 'em?

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.

Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out.

When will all the rhetorical questions end?

Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

As a boy, I used to marvel that the letters in a closed book did not get scrambled and lost overnight.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.

I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.