Quotes About Sarcasm

You've turned into a sarcastic, unbalanced, judgmental dick." To herself, she muttered, "Man, can I pick 'em.

I was right. Cat food tasted worse on the way up. As my best friend Mel would've said in my situation: "Somebody better get some mothertrucking filet mignon up in this bitch, or I will MUTINY.

In general, I tried not to take myself too seriously—I called myself "the manalyst," after all. My life's motto: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

With a roll of her eyes, Regin said, "Oh, yeah, like the soothsayer doesn't already have your number." Nïx winked at her.

So cry me a river about your brother's single vivisection. Also, understand me: I can trash-talk Nix - she's my oldest friend - but no one else had better do so in my presence.

Aucun grand mouvement qui veut transformer le monde ne tolère le sarcasme ou la moquerie, parce que c'est une rouille qui corrode tout.

God save us from people who mean well.

I frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?""You're thinking of religion, " he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of the morally bereft.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

Prince Charming can go suck rocks. I've met my true love and he's a contractor

I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to handle me, because I was very sarcastic. I was over-confident, arrogant, a typical youngest child. I went through periods of withdrawing into myself and school psychologists tried to figure me out, work out why I didn't fit in. I found that irritating, too.

Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.

Critical words cut like a knife. And sarcasm is the same knife with a pearl handle.

Son, if you were any farther from fine you'd be in Nebraska.

Another Chief remembered that since the Great Father promised them that they would never be moved they had been moved five times. "I think you had better put the Indians on wheels," he said sardonically, "and you can run them about whenever you wish.

Right ... And I'm not sayin' that if brains were water, you wouldn't have enough to baptise a flea.

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

Valkyrie: "You are such a moron." Skulduggery: "Don't be jealous of my genius.

Here she is," her mum said, cooing at the baby, "my special girl." "Oh, cheers," Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.

No one likes sarcasm, Miss Cain. I've merely delayed my exit to promise you something. You took my straight razor, li'l darlin'. That I view as an unforgivable offense. So when the time comes, when you have served your purpose, I swear to you I'm gonna kill you for free." And with that, Billy-Ray Sanguine disappeared into the ground. Then he popped his head back up. "Or at least half price." And he was gone again.

You can punch me all you like," he began and Skulduggery said, "Oh, good," and hit him.

A little internal bleeding never hurt anyone. - Valkyrie

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Thank you, Department Stores, for the flickering fluorescent lights, dingy yellow wall paint, and adjustable mirrors in the dressing room where I try on bathing suits. You are why I drink.