Quotes About Sarcasm

I was aware of a lot of my friends being into things I wasn't into. Like sarcasm. It had never been a part of my family - they still don't use sarcasm.

Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is....(seriously thinking about it)....%#@&!

The only decoration on the gray segments of her cubicle was a bumper sticker, AT LEAST THE WAR ON THE ENVIRONMENT IS GOING WELL. Her colleagues' cubicles were covered with photos

Everything funny in a not-funny-at-all kind of way. Sarcasm as something you practiced like karate. Later concealing your mute fury when nobody fed you the opening lines.

He wrote, You're being crazy. You're going to catch a cold. I already have a cold. You are going to catch a colder. I could not believe he was making a joke. And I could not believe I laughed.

Jonathan Swift

The definition of wit is a joke that doesn't make you laugh.

Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning?" "The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you?" "Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham." "What age would that be, Toby?" "Late twenties?" "Atta boy.

Don't worry, Duffy. I like you. We'll kill you last.

A bullet in the head will fix an incipient asthma attack every time.

How do you feel about homosexuals, Mr. Scavanni?' I asked. 'I think they're great. More women for the rest of us,' he said sarcastically.

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.

Lots of English people say exactly the opposite of what they mean.

I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.

What do you gargle with? Pebbles? (to singer Tom Jones after a 1969 Royal Variety performance)

I don't have any pets. I've got enough dumb friends without them.

I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vulnerable of a real girl that's in real womanlike situations, where it's romanticized, I'm a little nervous about it.

I love playing the bitter guy.

Success is the best revenge. I always feel women should answer back either with their sarcasm or success.

Nature wishes that woman should attract man, yet she often cunningly moulds into her face a little sarcasm, which seems to say, 'Yes, I am willing to attract, but to attract a little better kind of a man than any I yet behold

I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There!

DopuÅ¡tím se malé ironie. A není sluÅ¡né nÄ›koho pÃ…â"¢eruÅ¡ovat, zrovna když se dopouÅ¡tí malé ironie. No tak!

Being born with a sickly resemblance to Henry Fonda was the first of a long series of practical jokes of which destiny was to make Major Major the unhappy victim throughout his joyless life. Being born Major Major Major was the second

You pompous, rotund, neighborly, vacuous, complacent... - Yossarian