Quotes About Sarcasm

I've had the sort of day that would make Saint Francis of Assisi kick babies.

During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.

We have a saying up here. 'Life is wasted on the living.

Life! Don't talk to me about life!

It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.

Life',said Marvin,'don't talk to me about life

What's up? I don't know, said Marvin. I've never been there.

It's unpleasantly like being drunk.' 'What's so unpleasant about being drunk?' 'You ask a glass of water.

Oh God, I'm so depressed. Here's another of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don't talk to me about life.

But what are you supposed to do with a manically depressed robot?" "You think you've got problems," said Marvin

Life,' said Marvin, 'don't talk to me about life.

Most readers get as far as the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up;

Great to see you big boy, how's the noise? You're looking great, really very, very fat and unwell. Amazing.

Life," said Marvin, "don't talk to me about life." He

Probably tastes like a pocket calculator garnished with dried herpes juice flakes.

Must be the clean Long Island air, he thought wryly.

My sister continued: 'What did she die of? Heart failure?' 'Didn't the milkman tell you that?' I inquired sarcastically. Sarcasm is wasted on Caroline. She takes it seriously and answers accordingly. 'He didn't know,' she explained.

I wouldn't like to deprive you of the pleasure of being clever at my expense!

Come out with all the old inane cliches and curl a sardonic lip at them.

Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me." More like pour some penicillin

so if you like to vomit, try SICKOS. So good, you can't hold 'em down!

Michael Cullen talking to his mother) - You told me I never had a father, regretting such a stupid phrase when she replied: 'Who do you think you are, Jesus Christ? I'll get you a cross from Littlewoods if you like, or maybe I'll rent one for three days

In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating monster. I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.