Quotes About Sarcasm

Be particularly careful with sarcasm: The momentary satisfaction you gain with your biting words will be outweighed by the price you pay.

The Light save me from men who think with the hair on their chests. Though I don't know as there are any other kind.

Perhaps the god who had made the Cat People intended them as a joke. They had schools, but no education; politicians but no government; people, but no personal integrity; faces, but no concept of face. One had to admit that their god had gone a little too far with his little joke.

The ratman froze, staring at me. Why are you laughing? His voice held just a hint of unease. Good. I was hoping that the vampires would come for me soon and save me. You've got to admit that's funny.

Just what I needed—a necromancer with an attitude. Oh, wait, I was a necromancer with an attitude.

You look like shit. Jason smiled, without opening his eyes. You sweet-talker.

Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

What could I possibly be mad about?' The sarcasm was thick enough to eat with a spoon.

Was that an insult?' 'If you have to ask, then indeedy-do, it was.

She laughed. "Oh, I like it. Don't we, boys?" All three men made appreciative sounds. I had the feeling they'd have sat up and begged if she'd told them to. Arf, arf. Gag me with a spoon.

Peace out, L.A.! Goodbye, wheatgrass and early-morning mountain hikes and hideous highway traffic and surfing culture and most of all people who either didn't understand or didn't like sarcasm. Hello, dirt and bagels and taxis and self-deprecation and edge. It was good to be home.

You are basically a flophouse and a pimp away from Pepcid rehab, you know that? I informed Nana.

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.

Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious

APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider

The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.

Nothing sharpens the arrow of sarcasm so keenly as the courtesy that polishes it; no reproach is like that we clothe with a smile and present with a bow.

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

None taken, son. I'd love to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my arse.

Of course not. It's only funny when it happens to other people. I'd have thought that was obvious.

I'd rather cut off my own balls with blunt bacon scissors than host a dinner party.

There are a few things that even sarcasm can't protect you from.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?